Oh. I just wanted to say good morning. I wanted to make sure that you had one. A good morning. So I made certain to message you and tell you to do that. How long do I have left?
[Goddamn you and your pure, wholesome, sugary-sweet kindness, you Half-and-Half bastard... Katsuki just groans loudly and rubs a hand down his face. It's obnoxious, but he can't find a reason to be mad anymore.]
Forget it...good morning. Whatever.
Next time just stick to the normal fucking text, I don't need to go blind at 9am. I'm coming back with breakfast takeout from the tavern, those other dumbasses awake?
He got a good morning out of Bakugo. This is Bakugo's first mistake in this conversation.
Alright, I could even find less bright colours if you think that'd be better. I think the lack of enthusiasm on normal text isn't what I'm trying to convey when I say good morning.
[When it comes to anything edible and Todoroki, "decent" is the highest fucking praise he can give this bastard.]
Fine, but no additives, just straight.
The only damn thing you can do in a kitchen without melting my cookware, or burning down the house...but I'll fucking take it. If you get good enough, I'll wish for some fancy shit you can use.
[An espresso maker or something along those lines.]
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Date: 2024-03-17 03:34 am (UTC)[WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WAAAAANT???]
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Date: 2024-03-19 12:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-03-21 09:43 pm (UTC)Forget it...good morning. Whatever.
Next time just stick to the normal fucking text, I don't need to go blind at 9am. I'm coming back with breakfast takeout from the tavern, those other dumbasses awake?
(I will in fact not sparkle text anyone who asks not to and just mark it lmao)
Date: 2024-03-22 12:29 am (UTC)Alright, I could even find less bright colours if you think that'd be better. I think the lack of enthusiasm on normal text isn't what I'm trying to convey when I say good morning.
What about:
Yes, all of them are.
I love it but Katsuki hates it lolol
Date: 2024-03-22 02:21 am (UTC)...You're really incapable of being fucking normal, aren't you?
Shit, if you're that fucking bored, make a pot of coffee for when I get home, you're actually *good* at that.
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Date: 2024-03-22 04:07 am (UTC)No, I think I have the capability.
I'm not bored, but I will do that. Do you like coffee? I can do it more often.
Considering he got a compliment out of it.
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Date: 2024-03-23 01:55 pm (UTC)I don't care either way, I like tea and coffee, but when you made it last, it was decent.
[He could actually drink it and say it had flavor. It was actually good.]
Where the hell'd you learn that shit, anyway? Did Ponytail teach you back home or something?
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Date: 2024-03-27 03:15 am (UTC)I'll make you tea, it's better for you in the morning.
No, it's something I've been trying here. I still want to learn to be better no matter what, but I thought I could do this. I'm glad to know I can.
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Date: 2024-03-29 03:26 am (UTC)Fine, but no additives, just straight.
The only damn thing you can do in a kitchen without melting my cookware, or burning down the house...but I'll fucking take it. If you get good enough, I'll wish for some fancy shit you can use.
[An espresso maker or something along those lines.]