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un: Dynamight

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[Spoilers: No she doesn’t.]

Who the fuck is this?

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( SON OF BITCH. )

Someone who really cannot get the hang of these weird phones, apparently.

My name is Charlie. Do you like brunch? :(

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[...This reads spam/scam text if he didn't know any better.]

...Are you literally asking a complete stranger you just stumbled upon through a wrong number out right now? Are you for real??

Or just DESPERATE?

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Yes...? I mean, I figured since I'm here and I should be making friends, I might as well take advantage of a happy accident, right?

A simple "no thank you" would suffice.

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[...Give him a minute, or five, Katsuki is at war with himself and trying to convince himself not to just 1.) hang up now, 2.) be an asshole then hang up, or 3.) be an asshole, say "no thank you", and hand up. He's trying to be a better person, and the first step is, uh...not falling back on old habits.

But damn girl, you're playing a dangerous game.]

You know how suspicious you sound right now? You don't me, and I don't know you...but you're basically soliciting me for a *date*. How old are you, even??

...I haven't decided yet, but it's a hard lean to "no" unless you can convince me you're not insane.

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( Wait - hang on. )

I'm about two hundred in hell years, but that's beside the point. I have a girlfriend, so I wasn't asking you on a date... just a friendly get together. Platonically. For brunch.

If you don't want to, that's fine too!

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[...What.]

Hell years? You're ANOTHER person from there??

Ugh, fine, sure, I'll come along. Not like I can't kick your ass if you try anything weird... Who were you even trying to contact, anyway?

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Ye...yes?

( WHATEVER. he said yes. )

...My dad. But that's not important. I'll be at the bakery in town!

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Your dad? Shouldn't you still be trying to have an outing with HIM instead of a stranger? What's his name, I can probably find the guy if he's been here a while.

[Might as well do his due diligence as a Hero and all...even if it's lame and boring and she should do it.]

If it's the one I'm thinking of, I know it. I'll be there.

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Lucifer Morningstar! And yeah, I'm going to just... ask him in person I guess. Seems like I'm not great with these phones.

See you there!

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[...Lucifer? Isn't that the name of the devil in Western religion or something? The first fallen angel, tempted Adam and Eve, etc...whatever. Weird, but a name is a name - most of the time it doesn't mean shit. There's a dude in his school literally name Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu (no, we're not kidding, look it up), so! Who is he to judge?]

You get used to them pretty fast.

See you.

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( I'm going to hold your hand while i tell you this... )

Bye!

( BLAH BLAH BLAH Anyway there's a 6'5" princess of hell standing outside the bakery.

Wyd? )

Text > Action

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[He walks up, hands in his pockets, looking her up and down curiously. It's not unusual to see a female so tall - haha, Mt. Lady - but it is uncommon, so he tilts his head to one side and asks.]

Oi. You the broad that invited me to brunch?

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( She smiles brightly. )

Yeah! I'm Charlie. ( Hand... shake? Do we shake hands? Charlie looks like she's going for it anyway, but will awkwardly pull back if not. ) Hope you're hungry!

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[He's not exactly a touchy-feely guy, but even Katsuki knows that it's crazy impolite to refuse a handshake when offered one, and this is...not necessarily a business meeting or anything, but clearly something not between acquaintances. So he does his due diligence as a Good Boy™ and shakes the woman's hand. Otherwise he's sure the specter of his mother would apparate behind him and kick him in the ass, for sure.]

I have enough of an appetite, yeah. I wake up early.

[Before the sun rises early. :')]