[Go figure this poor little shmuck picked the hottest thing on the table. Katsuki actually stops eating completely, raising a brow at he watches that bite of, flaming hot chicken go from plate to unsuspecting taste buds with the reckless abandon of a young fool who has no idea what he's getting himself into. However! For what it's worth, the chicken is quite good - succulent and tender, with a burst of flavor from that sauce it's been cooked in. Problem is, that flavor is like licking hot, smoking magma...
The blond snorts loudly, covering his mouth with his hand before tilting his head back and absolutely cackling. My guy, he warned you!! He literally said it'd be spicy, it was your own damn fault you didn't heed that. At least he has the decency to slide a cup of milk toward the kid, because water's only going to do so much to kill that heat as it spreads like a plague all over his face.]
Milk, not water. Water's not going to do anything to help other than some minor relief for a second. [He is grinning, wild and huge, shoulders shaking as he barely contains the snickers.] And that's 'fire chicken'. Fucking told you it'd be hot...but you up and picked the actual hottest thing on this spread.
For Alberto
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[Go figure this poor little shmuck picked the hottest thing on the table. Katsuki actually stops eating completely, raising a brow at he watches that bite of, flaming hot chicken go from plate to unsuspecting taste buds with the reckless abandon of a young fool who has no idea what he's getting himself into. However! For what it's worth, the chicken is quite good - succulent and tender, with a burst of flavor from that sauce it's been cooked in. Problem is, that flavor is like licking hot, smoking magma...
The blond snorts loudly, covering his mouth with his hand before tilting his head back and absolutely cackling. My guy, he warned you!! He literally said it'd be spicy, it was your own damn fault you didn't heed that. At least he has the decency to slide a cup of milk toward the kid, because water's only going to do so much to kill that heat as it spreads like a plague all over his face.]
Milk, not water. Water's not going to do anything to help other than some minor relief for a second. [He is grinning, wild and huge, shoulders shaking as he barely contains the snickers.] And that's 'fire chicken'. Fucking told you it'd be hot...but you up and picked the actual hottest thing on this spread.
[GG, idiot.]